Notes On The Rocks

Ooof
~ Monday, September 5 ~
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STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO CLIMBER!

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO CLIMBER!


~ Sunday, August 28 ~
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YAYS

‎”Congratulations! August 29, 2011 marks your 1 year anniversary of filling your Membership Application with Actors’ Equity Association and beginning your joining process!”

Now you owe us a shit ton of money. MOZEL TOV!

(I may or may not have paraphrased that last part)


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Jesus is totes on Google+ anyway

With all do respect people, I don’t think jesus or god or whoever you pray to reads your facebook status. Not that god or whoever you pray to doesn’t like, listen to you pray, but I just don’t know if god has a facebook profile… or if the internet is really the most effective way to to reach him. That is all. 


~ Friday, August 26 ~
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fuckyeahcoachtaylor: love that fact that it says CHANDLER instead of TAYLOR on his playbook

fuckyeahcoachtaylor:

love that fact that it says CHANDLER instead of TAYLOR on his playbook


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~ Thursday, August 25 ~
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adventures in babysitting

This baby just puked on me for the sixth time since noon. Covered in baby vom. Evenings plans canceled in favor of washing my hair.


~ Wednesday, August 24 ~
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my boo on the tv. his friends be funny. 

my boo on the tv. his friends be funny. 

Tags: via gabedelahaye & madeupmemories i dont get it
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~ Monday, August 22 ~
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That is not a cat, this is a polar bear that I find rather charming.  But speaking of cats… The other night I had a dream I was no longer allergic to cats and I was playing with this adorable white cat. I woke up and was having a major allergy attack. 

That is not a cat, this is a polar bear that I find rather charming. 

But speaking of cats…

The other night I had a dream I was no longer allergic to cats and I was playing with this adorable white cat.

I woke up and was having a major allergy attack. 


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~ Tuesday, August 16 ~
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USA through the eyes of favorite 15 yr old German student

  • k: I'm so happy today lia was telling me about a folder with a zipper and guess what I got one, yay and i'm gonna remix it
  • Me: hahaha. a folder with a zipper? like for paper?
  • K: YES!!! isn't that the best thing ever. next to etsy
  • Me: amazing. yes magic
  • K: i love this land full of awesomeness
  • Me: I love how much you love it
  • K: oh and I had breakfast at starbucks today!!!!!!!!
  • Me: ...oh america

~ Sunday, August 14 ~
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White Girl Problems On The Peter Pan Bus

The girl sitting behind me on the Peter Pan bus from Northampton to NYC would NOT SHUT UP about her totally tragic life. She was yelling into her cell phone about how much she missed living in France, her $1500 a month apartment without a doorman (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?) , finding a job in New York, how she can’t decide to date the boy or the girl, and the details about the girl she is dating: a homophobic self loathing jewish non comital lesbian bartender. 

Girl Sitting Behind Me On Bus, your BFA will not get you a job, the real world is not like the L word, her homophobic gf will never commit and not cause she is homophobic lesbian but because the tone of your voice gives people hives. I want to hit you in the face with my knitting needle.

YOU ARE DISTURBING MY KNITTING

…and that is MY white girl problem. 


~ Sunday, January 23 ~
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thedailywhat: Together At Last of the Day: This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but pizza and cookies in the same box. [reddit.] oh sweet mystery of life at last I have found you. 

thedailywhat:

Together At Last of the Day: This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but pizza and cookies in the same box.

[reddit.]

oh sweet mystery of life at last I have found you. 

(Source: thedailywhat)


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