September 2011
1 post
August 2011
8 posts
YAYS
”Congratulations! August 29, 2011 marks your 1 year anniversary of filling your Membership Application with Actors’ Equity Association and beginning your joining process!” Now you owe us a shit ton of money. MOZEL TOV!
(I may or may not have paraphrased that last part)
Jesus is totes on Google+ anyway
With all do respect people, I don’t think jesus or god or whoever you pray to reads your facebook status. Not that god or whoever you pray to doesn’t like, listen to you pray, but I just don’t know if god has a facebook profile… or if the internet is really the most effective way to to reach him. That is all.
adventures in babysitting
This baby just puked on me for the sixth time since noon. Covered in baby vom. Evenings plans canceled in favor of washing my hair.
2 tags
USA through the eyes of favorite 15 yr old German...
k: I'm so happy today lia was telling me about a folder with a zipper and guess what I got one, yay and i'm gonna remix it
Me: hahaha. a folder with a zipper? like for paper?
K: YES!!! isn't that the best thing ever. next to etsy
Me: amazing. yes magic
K: i love this land full of awesomeness
Me: I love how much you love it
K: oh and I had breakfast at starbucks today!!!!!!!!
Me: ...oh america
White Girl Problems On The Peter Pan Bus
The girl sitting behind me on the Peter Pan bus from Northampton to NYC would NOT SHUT UP about her totally tragic life. She was yelling into her cell phone about how much she missed living in France, her $1500 a month apartment without a doorman (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?) , finding a job in New York, how she can’t decide to date the boy or the girl, and the details about the girl she is dating:...
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
2 posts
why my friends are better than your friends
Michael: well let's figure out a possible friday. maybe even stirfriday
me: stirfriday?
Michael: yeah we can have stir fry on friday. stirfriday. or stirfryday
RadioShack still sells Walkmen...in case you...
I am currently transcribing 4 cassette tapes for my boss. The tapes are recordings of her astrology reading. so like, her astrologer couldn’t see into the future present and notice cassette tapes are a bit outdated and that most people use digital recordings now a days.
October 2010
8 posts
I hate that Citibank commercial with the blond college kid who is studying abroad in Paris and meets some pretty french girl and every time he runs out of money he gets a text notifying him that his sweet and thoughtful mom just wired him more money to enjoy playing in Paris with the pretty french girl. really? ugh.punch you in da face.
this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrHem4QNYvU
ugh
on how we show support
email received today:
Nancy, you are one funny M*th*f**k*r…with love, Dad
Just like getting that sweet little note in your lunch box… only with less smileys and more asterisks.
and in things that make you go "Ooof"
When I am not taking care of other people’s small people for dollars, I work as a personal assistant.
Here is an email exchange to make you go “Ooof”
Boss: Nancy, can you start putting together the talking points for alexis, who is our auctioneer anything you can start gathering would be great. thanks
Me:Totes
Boss: What’s totes?
Me: Haha. Oh god. I’m sorry. Its...
"BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative... →
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meh
four out of the last five posts have been about taking care of other peoples kids for dollars.
time to book a show or get a hobby. asap.
1 tag
I refuse to let you make me feel inadequate, you...
C: How do you know Molly?
Me: We met in college.
C: Where did you go? Harvard?
Me: No, NYU.
C: What's that?
1 tag
twenty questions
A (7yrs old): Ok I got it.
E (5yrs old): Is it a person?
A: Yes.
E: Is it Eleanor Roosevelt?
Me: ...
September 2010
14 posts
kids today are getting old school nerdy
This afternoon a kid on the playground ran up to me and Hadoukened me in the gut.
on semantics (last week)
Me: Eliza, you had a pee accident?! ok. nothing to get upset about...let's go home and we can just change your jeans.
Eliza: (between sobs) they aren't jeans...they...are...jeggings..
cupcake wars
There is yet another cooking competition show on TV and it is so stupid it makes me furiously need to write about it. Cupcake wars. A show where people take CUPCAKES VERY SERIOUSLY. This show is dumb. Don’t watch it. Or watch it and feel bad for the people participating. Cupcakes are delicious. Even a bad cupcake is delicious. Except a cupcake with salmon. Don’t put salmon in my...
flying just got a wee bit yummier →
I fly pretty frequently in and out of the Delta terminal at Laguardia. This morning I arrived at the airport to find the best surprise ever! They replaced the Burger King, Sparro, Chillis, and Fox Sports Bar with a yummy gourmet healthy food market, a delish looking gourmet burger joint, and a restaurant by the chefs Lee Hanson and Riad Nasr. Oh my! This makes me so happy I might only need half my...
oh my god, i forgot to tell you!
as of Aug 27th I have lived in New York City for 10 years. 10 YEARS!
NORMA RAY!
Today I officially became a member of Actors Equity Association.
August 2010
18 posts
YOGA TO THE PEOPLE!
So, I finally went to Yoga To The People.
Things learned at Yoga To The People:
Free yoga attracts a very hip looking crowd.
I can sweat a lot. Like, A LOT. I had no idea I could sweat that much. It was alarming.
There is no A/C at Yoga To The People.
I am very bendy but I am not very strong.
Things to improve upon for next time:
When things get tough I will not blurt out “Christ...
on excuses
Friend: he is. On one level i get it he has a face rash and doesn't want to have a first date looking like an ewok
me: ewoks are cute
Friend: a gremlin whatever, he feels yucky
me: gremlin
gremlins are not cute
that i can understand
and in other news
I just tried to open my front door with my metro card. No bigs, I’ve now got it under control.
WatchMy thoughts exactly.
sesamestreet:
Ode to Cookie. A poem, by Cookie Monster.
They slouch toward adulthood →
I know I certainly ride the wave of “sense of possibilities.” Oooof indeed.
...and in news from the other part of my life
Yesterday I taught the two year old daughter of the people I personally assist (that sounds weird) assist personally? (even more weird) That I am a personal assistant to (phew!) how to use a computer. The little genius can now move the mouse and click on the Sesame Street video she wants to watch. The little things folks, the little things. Next step, Hawwwwvawd dawwwling!
Note to self: ask for...
My Single Lady Bucket List →
(via lindsaystidham)
All the single ladies, put yo hands up!
Dear Rest-of-America: Take This Map, It's Why... →
Go Foster, go! I hate nothing more then 9/11 “souvenirs.”
fek:
Now you have a map to see how wrong you are, okay? Now: Fuck you. Fuck you and shut up, you assholes. Shut up and leave New York alone.
I don’t really get this ragey over political issues, but for some reason, this one lit me up. So, uh, I took the earnest approach (also known in New York as “The Spiegelman...
Rejected Silly Band Shapes →