Notes On The Rocks

Ooof
~ Friday, October 8 ~
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and in things that make you go “Ooof”

When I am not taking care of other people’s small people for dollars, I work as a personal assistant.

Here is an email exchange to make you go “Ooof”

Boss: Nancy, can you start putting together the talking points for alexis, who is our auctioneer anything you can start gathering would be great. thanks

Me:Totes

Boss: What’s totes?

Me: Haha. Oh god. I’m sorry. Its “totally.”…Meaning. Ill start working on it.

FOLKS THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!