White Girl Problems On The Peter Pan Bus
The girl sitting behind me on the Peter Pan bus from Northampton to NYC would NOT SHUT UP about her totally tragic life. She was yelling into her cell phone about how much she missed living in France, her $1500 a month apartment without a doorman (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?) , finding a job in New York, how she can’t decide to date the boy or the girl, and the details about the girl she is dating: a homophobic self loathing jewish non comital lesbian bartender.
Girl Sitting Behind Me On Bus, your BFA will not get you a job, the real world is not like the L word, her homophobic gf will never commit and not cause she is homophobic lesbian but because the tone of your voice gives people hives. I want to hit you in the face with my knitting needle.
YOU ARE DISTURBING MY KNITTING
…and that is MY white girl problem.
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